Top 10 Lifesaving Rules to Going Out on a School Night

Sometimes life calls for it…your girlfriend needs moral support after leaving a 3-year relationship, you finally get that job promotion, or you checked our site and found a hawt happy hour.  Regardless, no time to ponder work the next day, it’s time to celebrate!  Who cares if it’s a school night, right?  Who cares if you’re buried in mounds of TPS Reports due to Lumberg by 8am, right?  Screw it – let’s go out!

Happy hour anyone? After countless happy hour dominations, we have devised a set of “rules” to follow.  While they are not fail-proof, they will at least get you started.  Here are the top 10 lifesaving rules to going out on a school night:

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How to Get Free Food on Fridays

There is a secret underground society that few people know about.  They want their secrets hidden from the outside world.  If you promise in blood a vow of silence, we will tell you about the society.  Can you keep a little secret?

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Happy Hour: Tie or No Tie?

It’s Thursday, you spent the entire week slaving in the office.  Your boss sucks, and a group of coworkers decided it’s happy hour time!  Fridays are mock workdays anyways, what do you got to lose?

The ever impending question:

Tie or No Tie?

Do you rip that tie off in fear of looking like a d-bag?  Or flaunt your corporate get-up that screams “Hey, I make 30k a year.”  It’s a tough decision…here are the pros and cons of leaving your tie on for happy hour domination.

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3 Reasons Why Happy Hour Should Last Until 8pm


Do you love happy hour?  Does it ever last long enough?  What if the happy hour gods granted one more hour?  One more precious hour to crush 2-for-1 bottles…Instead, they slam down the flood gates by 7pm.  Do you think happy hour should last until 8pm?  We sure do!

UrbanBacon realizes we cannot change the world, but we can go down with a fight!  Let’s discuss 3 reasons why happy hour should last until 8pm:

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