Top 5 Reasons You Should Mob like The Wu-Tang Clan
Why would anyone want to roll deep like Wu-tang? There can be close to 50+ dudes at any given point! It’s a force to be reckoned with, imagine the possibilities.
Even heading out with just 5-6 people increases your presence. Whether that’s a club, local pub, or industry hot-spot…people begin to notice when you mob with an entire tribe. Plus, think how easy it makes to successfully Houdini for the night!
For these simple reasons…Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin to what? Below are the top 5 benefits of rolling deep in the club:
Power in Numbers
Ever had a Jersey Shore Guido pick a fight with you? Did you look at someone wrong? Who CARES! You got 50 dudes that have your back.
This brings a whole new meaning to the saying “you and what army?” Ummm, the 50 hard hitting dudes standing behind me? That’s an army to ensure you’re never messed with. Nobody rolls deeper than Wu-Tang, nobody.
Free Shot Domination
The power in numbers greatly increases the chances of someone buying you drinks. Multiply that by a steady drinking buffer and you have drink buying madness. It’s like a school of piranhas devouring a large buffalo.
1 buddy = 1 free drink. 50 buddies = free drink domination.
As Rza says “Absolut mixed with cranberry fruit juice, ginseng boost, I got yo neck in a noose.” Was he rapping about all the free drinks he keeps in a noose? I think so…
Leader of Your Tribe
A significantly attractive trait to females in evolutionary psychology is the “leader of the tribe.” Show the club that this is your tribe, and you are their leader. Women sense this power, it’s built into genetics. Our primitive minds still follow old laws of attraction. The leader of a tribe has access to the most resources, which ultimately increases chances of survival.
Walk in front of your tribe. Be the first in every door. Move slower. Your confidence will literally transform before the eyes of the club. Gza is an excellent example of a tribe leader.
Side Note: Watch for Cougars, they are exceptionally attracted to tribe leaders.
Raekwon Will Eat You…
It’s no secret, Raekwon is a hungry dude. The power of numbers is a similar tactic large schools of fish use. If you are alone, Raekwon will eat you. In a school of 50 dudes, your chances of surviving an encounter with that dude generally increase by 500%.
V.I.P Works 60% of the Time, Every Time…
Think about splitting the cost of VIP between 50 dudes? It’s like $5 a head to be ballinger for the night! Grey Goose? Serve it up. Classy backup dancers? No prob. Who wants a limo ride? Yes please. No wonder Wu-Tang always is loaded with cash…
Can you think of any benefits of going places in large groups? Let us know, below, yo!
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